Chak day phatay... Nap day Killi... Savere Jalandhar Shaami Diliiii...!!!

"Statistics are like mini skirts..what they reveal is suggestive but what they hide is vital..!! "

"One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six."

"You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. "

Suggestive... nooo... of our great Navjot Singh Sidhu Paaji... Well, we all love his commentary and his style... his persona and his awesome elegance in demolishing the competition around... We have always loved his way of introducing things around... here are some of his most memorable quotes...

• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
• India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
• If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers, my dear friend !
• That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
• Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
• He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
• The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
• The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
• As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
• Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
• The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
• You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
• Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
• When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
• We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
• He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
• One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
• He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
• It is not all over till the fat lady sings!.
• A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
• You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.
• Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
• A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
• Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
• You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
• If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
• When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
• He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
• The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
• Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.
• Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.
• When things are coming easy, make sure you are not going downhill.
• His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run fater than that
• He is so unlucky that even if you put him in a barrel full of nipples, he'll still come out suckin his thumb!
• A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!
• "Agar" meri chachi ki moochen(moushtache)hoti to kya mein use chacha kehta?
• Throw a lucky man into the sea and he will come with a fish in his mouth.
• Ganguly is doubting his beliefs and believing in his doubts.

U just can't have enough of them... just keep on enjoying them and keep guessing where do they come from...